Sometimes you just wonder why on earth the world is so farking cruel and tak adil. While writing this I feel like singing,

Hey Hey You You I don’t like your boyfriend
No Way No Way I think he’s fucking ugly
Hey Hey You You I could be your boyfriend
No Way No Way I forgot that my wallet is kinda empty

End of story ..

I have not really tried this one out but be my guess and let me know of the results:

“My, those boobs do look heavy for me. May I hold it for you?”

Credit to: Bongkersz – Pick Up Line of The Day!

That is just so sweet of you

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