Sometimes you just wonder why on earth the world is so farking cruel and tak adil. While writing this I feel like singing,
Hey Hey You You I don’t like your boyfriend
No Way No Way I think he’s fucking ugly
Hey Hey You You I could be your boyfriend
No Way No Way I forgot that my wallet is kinda empty
End of story ..
I have not really tried this one out but be my guess and let me know of the results:
“My, those boobs do look heavy for me. May I hold it for you?”
Credit to: Bongkersz – Pick Up Line of The Day!
That is just so sweet of you
May 15, 2007 at 1:03 PM
oi….
May 15, 2007 at 4:50 PM
ha ha, ei.. u use tat pickup line .. ask someone to take the vid from some distance away and upload it to youtube.. haha
May 15, 2007 at 9:43 PM
Ha…Bong actually sms-ed me that too…
Asked if he’d actually dare use it,he didn’t reply…Personally,I doubt it.Haha…
Only some guy who mmg mau kena wud use that line…clementwong got the right idea:”from some distance away”…cos that’s where the person who would actually use that line wud wish he was when the person the line was targeted at was done…my personal opinion.LOL.
And that Avril song…LOVE IT…thinking of singing the same song to *cough* but…nah…
May 16, 2007 at 1:30 AM
wahhh… what did avril lavigne did to you la?
May 16, 2007 at 1:27 PM
bongkersz : He he he .. you gave the inspiration to write about it
clementwong : Please do that. Send a copy to me .. ha ha ha
Mar : Why not sing it? Anybody wants to listen to Mar singing raise your hands !!!
zewt : Avril, she did nothing .. but she’s cute
May 16, 2007 at 6:16 PM
i dun want to do tat!! ei.. u coming to fr paul’s camp?
May 16, 2007 at 9:18 PM
haha.. mar, i used more spicy pick up line than that one before lah.. isk isk.. i try use it at you next time when i see you 😀 (let me analyse whether it’s worth to use that line one you not 1st… :P)
May 17, 2007 at 11:33 AM
clementwong : I dunno la .. see first. Unless u finance my trip I sure go one .. ha ha ha
bongkersz : Wah .. teach me teach me .. he he he
May 17, 2007 at 8:07 PM
eh dude, your ‘teach me teach me’ reminded me of my uni time. damn i hate that phrase. ‘wah ni hen li hai leh.. jiao wo jiao wo’ – wah you so good, teach me teach me. got this one coursemate always ask me teach him stuffs, yet when result came out he scored better. farker.. like diper-bodoh-kan only 😀
May 18, 2007 at 10:58 AM
Bongkersz : I’m not perbodohkan-ing you eh .. he he he .. need some tips also ma. ha ha ha
May 18, 2007 at 11:34 PM
write an email to fr paul.. and he’ll make sure everything is arranged.. ha ha
May 19, 2007 at 1:28 PM
clement : U tell him first then i sent .. ha ha ha .. takut later my email rejected .. ha ha ha
May 19, 2007 at 1:59 PM
clement : dun want la .. later he reject my email. ha ha ha .. i tell him before hand then i email la .. ha ha
May 19, 2007 at 7:12 PM
‘wah ni hen li hai leh.. jiao wo jiao wo’
Yesss…i learnt a new mandarin line today…hehehe…=)))
May 20, 2007 at 4:27 PM
Mar : Ha ha ha .. i tot u should know that dy wat?
May 20, 2007 at 10:18 PM
i didnt knw the jiao wo part…hehe
May 21, 2007 at 2:05 AM
oh.. yeah go use it on kennysia 😀
May 21, 2007 at 11:28 AM
jiao .. ha ha ha .. reminds me oh the word lan jiao .. and then hor, my boss LYC said, next time use lam phar .. lan jiao no kick anymore
May 21, 2007 at 1:16 PM
yeah.. lam phar really got the ummph there.. another one will be jhoy ar!! (jo-oi ar)haha! same level with cheebuy lar. sekian terima kasih.
May 21, 2007 at 1:20 PM
ha ha ha .. that’s a cool one. is that like choy or joy?
May 21, 2007 at 9:35 PM
U guys teach me some useful mandarin laa…apa ni all cuss words? ;p
May 22, 2007 at 12:04 AM
not choy dude.. a little bit of j + oi.. joi like that 😀 cuss words help you make more friends..mar
May 22, 2007 at 10:15 AM
mar : u learn faster with cuss. it’s proven. like my korean .. yah, shibal sekkhi ayh!
bongkersz : so , joy or jo ee? I mean the pronounciation la
May 23, 2007 at 7:04 PM
jo ee..
May 24, 2007 at 11:09 AM
jo ee .. jo eee .. ha ha ha .. now learn new word .. best best .. super best