September 2007


All Head of Departments
All Branch Managers
All Customer Relationship Managers
All Hire Purchase Center Managers
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Subject : Installation of Computer Games Software

During the recently completed computer exercise, we discovered that there are nearly 800 installations of computer games software. The attached spreadsheet list contains the computer games software discovered by the asset management tool which now allows us to identify the usage of unauthorised software on individual computer’s.

As continuously reminded, installation of unauthorised software i.e. computer games, is a legal offense under the Copyright Act 1987. As responsible users of bank provided facilities, we must not expose the bank to risk of legal action. Kindly be aware that the offender can be both held legally responsible and in addition subjected to disciplinary action.

All staff are reminded to ensure strict AVOIDANCE and IMMIDIATE REMOVAL of the unauthorised software from the Bank’s comuters. Monitoring and review exercises are in place as a continuous effort to identify copyright offenders.

Thank you
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Head, Information & Technology Management

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You know what I think? This must be those people from Hire Purchase. They basically have nothing to do besides picking up phones and bitching around. Fucktards! I can understand if they install games like bejeweled, which tops the list but Final Fantasy IIV? It must be them. Four words to choke upon – You’re in deep shit

Okay, it might sounds a little bit emo-strucked name for a band but I tell you, this is one helluva of band. Bullet For My Valentine is a four person Metalcore band from Bridgend, South Wales. Formed in 2003, they originally played Metallica and Nirvana covers, but have since progressed into their own sound. So you see, most bands that came out from the UK are fucktard bands but not this one. What I meant was there aren’t many. The last few ones that I listen to was One Minute Silence and Bush. I just love this one.

 

The Poison is the debut full-length studio album released by Welsh Metalcore quartet Bullet for My Valentine. It was released on 3rd October, 2005 through Visible Noise Records in the UK, and on 14th February, 2006 in the US through Trustkill Records. The album had four singles released from it:

*4 Words (To Choke Upon)
*Suffocating Under Words of Sorrow (What Can I Do)
*All These Things I Hate (Revolve Around Me)
*Tears Don’t Fall

The album included 11 new songs and two old ones. “Cries in Vain” was originally taken from their self-titled five track UK EP and the US six track EP Hand of Blood. “4 Words (To Choke Upon)” was originally taken from the EP Hand of Blood.

 

My personal favourite is Tears Don’t Fall and also All These Things I Hate (Revolve Around Me). These songs are super fucking cool. What I like about this band is being metal and you know being metal will have lotsa crazy riffs and heart thumping sounds of lead guitar, damn harmonious. I would like to recommend this band to any of you who loves metal. This is one crazy ass-kicking band.

Honestly, how many people do you have feelings for?
Fucking lot. I can’t even named them, that’s the greatest part of it.

Honestly, what color is your underwear?
I’m not wearing any. 😉 So are you getting horny now?

Honestly, what’s on your mind?
Finishing this fucking boring questionaire

Honestly, what are you doing right now?
Humping but since I’m doing this tag, I ditched that

Honestly, do you think you are attractive?
Hell YEAH! Maybe desireble or maybe irresistable is the correct word.

Honestly, have you done something bad today?
I bitched at Rumplestilsdick and I accidently, I repeat accidently rub .. nah, nevermind but I enjoyed that. Honestly!

Honestly, do you watch Wild n’ 0ut?
What in the name of God is that? get a life will you

Honestly, are you jealous of someone right now?
Why should I? I have everything I want. They should be jealous of me

Honestly, who makes you happy most of the time?
Money. But honestly, the feeling after taking a pee is somewhat so relaxing. Damn I feel good!

Honestly, who/what made you happy today?
My Boss for the salary and K-Lee, our very own playboy playmate

Honestly, do you want to see someone this very minute?
Definitely. I’m fucking bored here!

Honestly, do you have a deep dark secret?
Everybody have secrets. Kanneh!

Honestly, when is the last time you have been to taco bell?
Once, while on my way for your funeral. Why is it all very tough to answer?

Honestly, are you mean?
Nope. I’m an angel but someone say I can be super nice and then an ass at the same time. So, I can be both I guess

Honestly, who did you copy and paste this from?
Elana, from friendster. I was damn bored because nobody is online.

Honestly, where would you rather be right now?
Somewhere over the rainbow. I don’t know. What kind of question is that?

Honestly, do you like someone?
A confession. Yes, I do.

Honestly, does that someone like you back?
Not sure, I wish but fuck that it ain’t gonna happen.

Honestly, what was the last thing someone said to you on the phone?
You have insufficient credit to make this call. Kanneh!

Honestly, who was your last kiss?
Was it Rita? or maybe Emily .. I can’t remember but it was somewhere between that.

Honestly, have you gone out of your way to make a new friend?
Definitely.

Honestly, do you like pretty face?
Fuck yes! But I’d prefer a cute one though.

Honestly, you find anyone pretty/goodlooking? Who?
Yup. Me, myself and I.

Honestly, What’s the worst thing you’ve done when you were mad?
Ripping someone’s head off. Don’t play play I tell you

Honestly, Ever made anyone cry whenv you were mad?
I told you, I’m an angel! What the fuck is wrong with you?

Honestly, Do you swear when you’re mad?
Nope. Most of the time it is just curses and Fuck!

Honestly, When was the last time you REALLY cried your heart out?
Fucking emo!

Honestly, have you cried yourself to sleep?
Fuck you. Why would I?

Honestly, Do you still cry when you get an injury?
Nope. I’m not easily sissified by injuries.

Honestly, Do certain songs make you cry?
Well, negarakuku does. He he he. Kanneh!

Honestly, Do you like crying?
I like pepperoni pizza with peanut butter and ice cream

Are you normally a happy person?
Most of the time I’m an angry person. So beware!

Honestly, What can make you happy?
Honestly, at the moment .. Nothing. I’m emo fucked!

In some places he is called the delivery man. Some might call him the office boy and in my beloved office he is called The Messenger, a somewhat I would like to call a truly divine and worthy to his name but whatever it is, I just couldn’t agree with that because I do think that he deserves to be called shit-faced rumplestilsdick.

His job is to do office boy work and in case you don’t know that includes maintenance of the building, safety – in some ways, delivery man as the name says it all and etc. I do think you have my utmost respect that you know what the fuck that I am trying to explain here.

Well, rumplestilsdick is the biggest living dick ever in this motherfucking planet earth or maybe at least the town of Bintulu. Why? He’s the biggest fucktard moron that spends his days in the office trying to flirt with Lee – Our very own playboy playmate and lazying his ass downstairs while he got tonnes of work to be done upstairs in the credit department, the department that requires his slavering 24/7. Just to show how fucking retarded he is, he can’t even pronounced any words with ass (Letter “S” you idiot) because his tongue is as short as his fucking dick.

One day, my superior asked me to give a document to Mr. Shit-faced-sorry-ass Rumplestilsdick to be faxed to HQ.

I went upstairs to the big boss room and found Mr. Roody dooh smelly ass lazying around on the big boss’ chair not that it’s to my surprise but I chose to ignore his act of monkeying around.

“Johny asked me to give you this. Fax it to WPC”

He looked at me with a snort and like a dumb-ass pointed at the fax machine and said :

“Don’t forget to sign your name for record”

To be honest, I was fucking pissed. Who the fuck does he think he is. He’s no Jesus and also not a fucking Elvis for fuck sake! I got dumbfucked. Just to avoid any further eye contact with the already very horny looking phat-ass pig I went quickly to send out the documents.

As I was walking out the door, I thought to myself that I can never allow this to happen to me. I gostan back and walked into the room.

“You fucking asshole, fucking retard, who the fuck do you think you are? Do you think I was paid to do the job that you were supposed to do? If that’s the case you might have just kindly give me half of your fucking salary as I’ve been doing most of your work for the past few weeks! This is so fucking insane.”

No, sorry to dissapoint you. I didn’t say that. I went to the room because I forgot my fax report.

Kanneh!

Noun 1. oral sex – oral stimulation of the genitals;

“they say he gives good head”

sexual perversion, perversion – an aberrant sexual practice;
cunnilinctus, cunnilingus – oral stimulation of the vulva or clitoris
fellatio, fellation – oral stimulation of the penis
sixty-nine, soixante-neuf – oral sex practiced simultaneously by two people

Try explaining that to a 7 year old. Kanneh!

A friend asked me why the fuck I woke up in the middle of the night and replies sms(es). My answer is simple : I think it’s rude not to reply sms(es) when you can do so. Then will come the second question and it might sound a little bit like this : But you were sleeping? and my answer to that was : But you read the sms(es) and you know about it.

Now, say I was talking to you or maybe trying to have a descent conversation with a friend and then you know that he knows that you are talking or trying to talk to him but he just “make don’t know“. How would you feel? So I’d say it’s the same with sms(es). You know that there is sms(es) in your inbox and I think it’s important to acknowledge the person on the other line that you’ve read his / her sms(es).

Talking about sms. There’s just this feeling that I have when it comes to smsing people. Sometimes it’s annoying and sometimes it make you wonder and often I got put off really bad that I felt like deleting the person’s number straight away.

Turn off number one – You say hi, and asked How are you? or How was your day? and the reply was “why?”. So, sometimes I got dumbfucked by the manner that “Do you really have to ask why am I asking you that?”. It’s like when people say hello to you when you meet them and you asked them why are they saying hello? It’s simply courtesy. As simple as that and it’s not a fucking rocket science that you have to squeeze your tiny little brain out to figure out why the fuck did I say hi.

Turn off number two – say, you write :

Hey dude, wassup? How are you. Heard that you’re getting married this year. Good for you man.

and the reply :

Thanks

WTF on this motherfucking planet earth was that? I am trying to fucking make a descent conversation with you and THAT? I wish you and your generations of fucktards live happily ever after.

Turn off number three – Jz gt bck 4m mtg.x la.i x 1 bt if u 1 i1 1 2 🙂 c u on9 29

I always got dumbfucked pretty hard with this one.

Turn off number four – You sent an sms to a friend that maybe 2-3 years you haven’t sms. The reply you got :

Err .. Who is this ah?

KNN .. That’s how you value our friendship.

First …


He left, so can you hear the Chelsea sing?

Then …


Oh boy ..

Then …


Ex-Girlfriend got married. Not that I’m annoyed that she’s getting married but annoyed of being asked how do I feel.

That completes a miserable week.

I’m breathing with a sore-cased smile

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